Where did he come from

I would like to know if I am the only one who battles this, is there another mom out there wondering when will I ever be able to take a bath or shower in peace? It is not possible they will walk or run past their father 5x before they will get to me and not say a word to their dad. Well today took the cake we had to leave after Carson got home from school, so when he walks in I tell him please go watch tv with your sister and as soon as I am done taking a bath we will leave. So I go to my room into the bathroom and start my water, so while it was filling I decided to put the towels away then doing something my mom taught me, I went to put my pj's away so as I come out of the bathroom there stands Carson in my bedroom door with his binculars it scared the jelly beans right out of me he says mom I can see you. Now what would of you done, my first action was run back in the bathroom then when I realized it was him I wanted to what I don't know. Now why would you do that to your mother? I know that there was no way that he couldn't see me I could only wish I was that small. So that is why I ask where did he come from. I know I never did that to my mom and neither did Jared so where and why him? This is just the way he is as all of you who know Carson you can agree. I always try to clean out his bag before he leaves but one morning I didn't have time so the next morning I did and what did I find my journal that was about my breast reduction he just had it so he could draw in it on the bus. I can tell you this there is never a dull moment in our house with him here and we do love him so much we just look at each other very often and shake our heads and very thankful he is ours. I know there are so many more things he has said and done but I have forgot some of them so to all of you who I have shared with please help me out and let me know what they are. Thank-you I really need a book for that one.